So I'm a native Idahoan. Tater Tots were invented here. Why mess with perfection? But I was on the store to buy cauliflower to roast. And had considered mincing some up to replace rice for a stir fry I was planning on. When I decided to make a sandwich out of a portabello mushroom, I was reminded of a recipe I had seen someone post about tots made out of cauliflower.
So I reviewed a dozen recipes, all the while, in the back of my head asking "Why?"
They were either full of fat from cheese & bacon, making the equal or higher in calories than the original. Or they had crunchy ingredients like bread crumbs that pushed up the carb count. Or both.
I focused on texture and finding a balance between fat and carbs. I chose to hand chop my cauliflower to keep the texture chunkier. I also steamed it in the microwave for 3 minutes rather than boiling it. This was a 1 pound head.
I used 1 cup panko breadcrumbs for crunch. And 1 ounce of very finely shredded asiago cheese for flavor. I also added a spoon of fried garlic for both flavor and crunch.
I added 2 eggs for a binder. The texture was too loose, so I rolled it sushi style in waxed paper and put it in the freezer for 10 min.
That didn't help. They didn't firm up. It was a complete and utter disaster.
I tried making balls, using a measuring spoon as a mold, as well as just mushing it together with my finger tips. I must have spent 20 minutes trying to make blobs that would stick together.
Instead of baking 20 minutes in a 400 degree oven, it took over 40 minutes at 450 to brown these up.
They were tasty, but not worth all the work.